A Primarily Trump Friday Afternoon at the Haikulodeon

Enjoy. Got to have some haiku.

The haikulodeon

Here’s this place for Politics’s weekly heap of haikus:

He is short-fingered
and a Vulgarian … The
Odious Don Drumpf.


Such joy lights Trump’s face
when  he sits in the board room
And he says, “you’re fired.”

Drumpf Bible-ku:

Two Corinthians
walk into a leather bar …
Cite Chapter and Verse.

( Alternate 3rd line:  Gave New Testament. )

A corrupt liar
and an egomaniac …
Oh … and Narcissist.

Trump leads all the polls,
Marco, Ted and Donald prove
that people are strange.

Ring the temple bell,
warning all the villagers
Drumpf is presumptive!

Trump the outsider,
Little Marco, lyin’ Ted,
Mexican Standoff.

Endorsements from the
KKK, can’t be be be
a good good good thing

Though Cruz took Texas
Rubio won’t take a powder or
Florida either.


Cruz and Rubio
( plus Kasich ) fight The Donald,
but…

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