I have never seen a more disingenuous personage on the American Stage than Joel Osteen.
Melodrama was an art a hundred years ago; hell a thousand years ago.
We are confronted in literature and on the screen with charlatans forever.
That is a reality of life.
But this guy bugs me.
I mean, Osteen bugs me beyond redemption!
My detestation knows no bounds.
And this emotional reaction embarrasses me!
Here take a quick look at what I am talking about.
Well, for heaven’s sake do not watch an hour of fascist bullshite!
I am more interested in his rhetorical devices.
The way he moves his hands.
The way he moves his head.
The way he moves his body.
The way he dances to some music he would advance as truth.
The guy is the single phoniest bastard I have ever witnessed on the tv. And that conclusion is reached a=following at least 55 years of watching the tellie.
And yet, as I demonstrate with this video link, thousands upon thousands follow this prick.
I grew up with Bishop Sheen.
Watch a minute or two of Sheen, a guy with an Irish accent who was born in Ohio and grew up in Ohio?
Now, as far as rhetorical foments go, this guy was pretty good! Sheen was attacking the commies of course and their antithetical embrace.
I grew up with this.
The Commies would take my god and my good and my freedom away from me!
Do you see in the short Sheen link that he stops to get a laugh?
But do you also see the fire in his belly, the total belief this bishop had in what he was saying.
And I look at this vacuous, gay poster boy named Osteen and I wonder…
How long does his hair dresser have to work in order to present this beefcake to an audience of idiots who will pay a c-note or more just to see him celebrate himself.
Osteen has no soul!
Bishop Sheen had a soul.
Reverend Wright has a soul.
Hagge is a pig, but damn he believes in what he believes; whether or not he wishes the Pope to be fireballed into hell by Jesus or whether or not he believes the Jews are responsible for every single economic downturn in the history or man or whether, like Sheen, Hagge is sure that the Commies are responsible for everything! Ha
There is this red-haired robot on MSNBC that just disturbs me!
I mean I cannot even watch Mika; Joe Scarborough is a prick, is a fascist, is a prevaricator, but I get a kick out of him. (What happened exactly to that clerk Joe?)
But Mika is vacuous and without substance and without knowledge and without history and without a soul for sure. (Goddamn I love her daddy though!)
But the red-haired robot bothers me even more.
Kelly O’Donnell just makes me wish to puke.
Watch how she holds her head and in other links she holds her arms, hands and body in such a manner that she must have had some coach; some idiot who used twistems and she never forgot.
Kelly O’Donnell, I suggest, has similar genes to this Osteen.
We look for what we wish to see, we listen to what we wish to hear, we smell what we wish to smell—except for Parmasan of course! (I mean it smells like ass to me! And you are supposed to put it on food?)Adam Sandler talks like a baby in every goddamn film he ever starred in! It is so phony as to make me vomit. I cannot stand to even watch the mother for more than six minutes when he appears on cable.
Because he comes across as un-empathetic, unfeeling, unreal, and unbelievable.
Osteen scares the hell out of me! His purpose, you might remark!
But my God, this guy is making more money than some of Mitt’s trusts and he is without form! He has no soul, he has no heart, he has no beliefs, he has no knowledge, he has no vision, he has no….
He cannot be human.
Yet he plays before thousands upon thousands of filled stadiums.
He plays with these ancient forms of physical movements that are meaningless.
Just watch as he bats his eyes.
He could not possibly believe in anything! Ever!
So why does he scare the hell out of me?
He scares the hell out of me because millions (or at least thousands upon thousands) eat this shite up.
And what bothers me most is that it bothers me most.
I have an id that would love to pummel the bastard with a Louisville slugger that would bash in his skull just because of his performance.
I am disturbed by my reaction.
He recently appeared on Piers Morgan (which I originally thought was a food show for gourmets)
Forget the fact that osteen hates homos.
Forget the fact that he claims to love everyone who is not hated by his version of the scriptures.
Just look at him whilst he responds to questions.
He moves his eyes, shutting and opening those pretty eyelids.
He moves his head, like he was tutored by O’Donnell’s coaches.
He moves his hands, like he was tutored by Hitler’s minions.
This is terrible, but I hate Osteen.
I hate Osteen with my whole brain, my whole heart and my whole mind.
Just a confession here.
It is soooooo very difficult to hit upon truth as ‘presented’ but the closest I think I have come to it?: