If it was up to me, if you uttered the word ‘gun control,’ we’d put you in jail, …a kid going to a Grateful Dead concert who’s caught with sugar-cube-encrusted LSD” should ‘get caned’ and be raped in prison daily by ‘a huge, unclean black man’.


I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made straight and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.


A man is but the product of his thoughts what he thinks, he becomes.


A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.


I’ve had it with the snakes on this plane!

Agent Neville Flynn

I’m not so sure the role of the United States is to go around the world and say, ‘This is the way it’s got to be.‘ (1999)

George W. Bush

If we took away the minimum wage — if conceivably it was gone — we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level.”


The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little.


Evolution is ”just a theory” with “gaps” and that in Texas they teach “both creationism and evolution…God is how we got here.


Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas.

Clarence Darrow

PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air.

Mitt Romney


“A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.”


That’s what freedom is all about: taking your own risks. This whole idea that you have to take care of everybody.

Ron Paul


With his stripes we are healed.


If U.S. Jewry takes the clucking appeasement of the Catholic cardinalate as indicative of our submission, it is mistaken. When Cardinal O’Connor of New York seeks to soothe the always irate Elie Wiesel by reassuring him, ‘there are many Catholics who are anti-Semitic…it’s deep within them,’ when he declares this ‘is not a fight between Catholics and Jews,’ he speaks for himself. Be not afraid, Your Eminence; just step aside, there are bishops and priests ready to assume role of defender of the faith.

Pat Buchanan

If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.


I have no problem with homosexuality. I have a problem with homosexual acts.


Beauty is indeed a good gift of God; but that the good may not think it a great good, God dispenses it even to the wicked.

» I think one of the great problems we have in the Republican Party is that we don’t encourage you to be nasty. We encourage you to be neat, obedient, loyal and faithful and all those Boy Scout words, which would be great around a campfire but are lousy in politics.

From the world of darkness I did loose demons and devils in the power of scorpions to torment.



3 thoughts on “QUOTES

  1. cmaukonen

    “When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front row seat. “

    George Carlin

  2. In the words of Sir Lord Buckley . . .

    “Which only goes to show … As Confuci said many many years ago… i-yi-li-li-yi-yao-lao-lao-yao-yao which translated briefly means …. If you get to it, and you cannot do it, there you jolly well are… aren’t you.”

    Lord Richard Buckley (Richard Myrle Buckley; April 5, 1906 – November 12, 1960, New York City) was an American stage performer, recording artist, monologist, and hip poet/comic. Buckley’s unique stage persona never found more than a cult audience during his life, but anticipated aspects of the Beat Generation sensibility, and influenced figures as various as Bob Dylan, Ken Kesey, George Harrison, Tom Waits and Dizzy Gillespie.



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