Dear China…

Dear China,

The check is in the mail.

Please stop calling at all hours of the day. We have laws against harrassment by people we owe money to.

Seriously. The check is in the mail. If you don’t believe us, ask all the retired folks who depend on Social Security for food and rent money.  They’re not worried or anything, so why should you be?

Sheesh.

Sincerely yours,

USA

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One thought on “Dear China…

  1. Dear China,
    Kiss my ass. Americans get paid first. We are by far the larger debt holder. And don’t pay any attention to the dumb SOB’s in congress who have floated legislation to pay you first. They’ll be pushing up daisies before that happens.

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