GROVER NORQUIST, KING OF THE WILD TAX FEARS

Coonskin cap

 

She was raped and beaten and left for dead in an alley….

Detective Stabler- L & O; Special Victims Unit

 

“I, _____, pledge to the taxpayers of the (____ district of the) state of ______ and to the American people that I will: One, oppose any and all efforts to increase the marginal income tax rate for individuals and business; and two, oppose any net reduction or elimination of deductions and credits, unless matched dollar for dollar by further reducing tax rates.”

Approximately 233 of the 240 Republican Party members and 40 of 47 Republican senators have signed that pledge.
http://www.idsnews.com/news/story.aspx?id=82145

Grover, Gover Norquist

King of the Wild Tax Fears

 Born on a mountain top in Weston Mass
The bluest state in the land of the free
Raised in the burbs by his Polaroid Daddy
Took his first barenekked pic when he was only three
Grover, Grover Norquist, king of the wild tax fears

Got his first date when he was thirty four
Made it to Harvard cause Dad gave away the store
And while he was handlin’ this risky chore
He attacked affirmative action forever more
Grover, Grover Norquist, king of the wild tax fears

 

Grover scored a triple as he was born on third base

He learned that the richer loved his pure bj’s

He fought for rights of the ruling class

And claims his right to the hold of liberty

Now he finds himself in the gate community

He stayed out of Congress, couldn’t stand the smell
Learned to bribe Gov’ment to make laws from hell
Took over Washington, so I heard tell
And he patched up the crack in the repub arsehole
Grover, Grover Norquist, king of the wild tax fears

 

Once he made contracts with Newt and his peers

Now he makes pacts with the teapartiers

He makes his coin no matter who’s there

The worker gets screwed like the weakest bear

Grover, Grover Norquist, king of the wild tax fears

 

Paid big bucks from corps to insure they won
And the teabaggin march had just begun
So he raised up all fears with his pretend gun
And watched as the country became undone
Grover, Grover Norquist, king of the wild tax fears

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bff8NCdTl-A

 

http://www.atr.org/about-grover

 

Grover claims purity. http://www.idsnews.com/news/story.aspx?id=82145

 

And his purity is as pure as the driven snow.

This man is intending to leave America raped, beaten and left for dead in an alley!

 

The world is a bad place

A terrible place

To live

But I do not want to die!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHffJj_WdHY&NR=1

 

 

 

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One thought on “GROVER NORQUIST, KING OF THE WILD TAX FEARS

  1. What happened to their pledge to honor and uphold the Constitution?

    You know. That document that mentions something about how we’re all created equal and stuff like that. I wasn’t aware we were allowed to make substitutions to the menu. Must be for the folks in the box seats.

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