August 30, 2012 § 7 Comments
CONSPIRACY TO KILL OBAMA
Members of our military attempted to assassinate the President of the United States!
Meteorologists conspired to impel Isaac to attack the Florida Peninsula!
QUIP: And then the weathermen attempted to underline the Katrina Crisis!
Rich people are just poor people with money.
QUIP: yeah naked peoples are that same as clothed people except they have no clothes!
Conspiracy by MSNBC
QUIP: Does Rusho ever examine Mediamatters? Or does Rusho ever listen to his own broadcasts?
International corporations (is that not most of the corps?)
QUIP: Does the word international have any implications here?
BILL BURR (2008)
Bill Burr predicting that Obama will win the election in 08. That way all the pigs can blame the end of America on a Black Guy.
QUIP: The GOP has taken this mantra to it’s ultimate conclusion in the 2012 Convention!
GOP: Factcheckers are conspiring to prove our messages are false.
QUIP: (It will be the fatcheckers who screw Chris Christie’s chances in 2016!)
CONSPIRACIES IN GENERAL
We did not land on the moon.
Jesse James was a good guy fighting the good fight conspiracy.
Jesse James was a goddamnable Confederate Terrorist!
The Fluoride Conspiracy
The Daylight Saving Time Conspiracy
The Light Bulb Conspiracy.
The Gold Standard Conspiracy
The Hooker Conspiracy
(If you are a good prostitute you will meet the man of your dreams and he will have money!)
The Corn Syrup Conspiracy.
UFO’s ON THE MOON
This is the one conspiracy I really get into.
I mean over the last week or so I have read twenty links regarding the theory that there are UFO’s on the moon and especially on the dark side of the moon.
I am fascinated by this theory because of all the auditory recordings indicating great structures on the moon and in the skies over the moon at the time of our landings.
And this nutsiness is underlined by the fact that many astronauts in space and simply in our Earth’s atmosphere have reported these UFO’s.
In the current time of drones and aircraft that we shall never be introduced to in the next decade; something is out there.
That is all I have this week.
DOES MASTURBATION CAUSE BLINDNESS?
I am not that sure of this conspiracy but the keyboard and the screen are getting harder and harder to perceive as I move on in years.