CONSPIRACIES

August 30, 2012 § 7 Comments

Morte di Giulio Cesare (“Death of Julius Caesar”). By Vincenzo Camuccini, 1798

CONSPIRACY TO KILL OBAMA

Members of our military attempted to assassinate the President of the United States!

http://www.govexec.com/defense/2012/08/prosecutors-us-soldiers-plotted-kill-president-obama/57678/

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2012/08/prosecutors-us-soldiers-plotted-kill-president-obama/56238/

       QUIP: Seven_Days_in_May?

LIMBAUGH CONSPIRACIES

Meteorologists conspired to impel Isaac to attack the Florida Peninsula!

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2012/08/anatomy-rush-limbaughs-hurricane-isaac-non-conspiracy-conspiracy/56260/

QUIP: And then the weathermen attempted to underline the Katrina Crisis!

Rich people are just poor people with money.

http://mediamatters.org/video/2012/08/29/rush-limbaugh-rich-people-are-just-poor-people/189638

QUIP: yeah naked peoples are that same as clothed people except they have no clothes!

Conspiracy by MSNBC

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/30/rush-limbaugh-msnbc-sick-depraved-place_n_1844261.html?utm_hp_ref=media

QUIP: Does Rusho ever examine Mediamatters? Or does Rusho ever listen to his own broadcasts?

International corporations (is that not most of the corps?)

http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/revolt-of-the-rich/

       QUIP: Does the word international have any implications here?

BILL BURR (2008)

Bill Burr predicting that Obama will win the election in 08. That way all the pigs can blame the end of America on a Black Guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiPkxIdNXRQ&feature=related

 

       QUIP: The GOP has taken this mantra to it’s ultimate conclusion in the 2012 Convention!

GOP: Factcheckers are conspiring to prove our messages are false.

http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/revolt-of-the-rich/

       QUIP: (It will be the fatcheckers who screw Chris Christie’s chances in 2016!)

CONSPIRACIES IN GENERAL

We did not land on the moon.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/07/photogalleries/apollo-moon-landing-hoax-pictures/

Jesse James was a good guy fighting the good fight conspiracy.

Jesse James was a goddamnable Confederate Terrorist!

The Fluoride Conspiracy

http://www.informationliberation.com/?id=14949

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBfjU3_XOaA

The Daylight Saving Time Conspiracy

http://geography.about.com/cs/daylightsavings/a/dst.htm

http://www.standardtime.com/

The Light Bulb Conspiracy.

http://thinkprogress.org/climate/2012/02/10/422981/rep-steve-king-at-cpac-nancys-stasi-made-me-use-energy-efficient-light-bulbs/

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2011/08/michele-bachmann-light-bulbs-agenda-21

The Gold Standard Conspiracy

http://trueconspiracyblog.blogspot.com/2007/01/honest-truth-about-gold-standard.html

http://www.ronpaul.com/2009-02-01/going-back-to-the-gold-standard/

The Hooker Conspiracy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pretty_Woman

(If you are a good prostitute you will meet the man of your dreams and he will have money!)

The Corn Syrup Conspiracy.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060629114622AA6TmCZ

UFO’s ON THE MOON

http://ufos.about.com/od/nasaufos/p/moonufos1.htm

http://www.ufos-aliens.co.uk/cosmicphotos.html

http://www.educatinghumanity.com/2012/08/Neil-Armstrong-Dead-Did-He-See-UFOs-Moon.html

COMMENT

This is the one conspiracy I really get into.

I mean over the last week or so I have read twenty links regarding the theory that there are UFO’s on the moon and especially on the dark side of the moon.

I am fascinated by this theory because of all the auditory recordings indicating great structures on the moon and in the skies over the moon at the time of our landings.

And this nutsiness is underlined by the fact that many astronauts in space and simply in our Earth’s atmosphere have reported these UFO’s.

In the current time of drones and aircraft that we shall never be introduced to in the next decade; something is out there.

That is all I have this week.

Except:

DOES MASTURBATION CAUSE BLINDNESS?

http://psychcentral.com/lib/2007/does-masturbation-cause-blindness/

I am not that sure of this conspiracy but the keyboard and the screen are getting harder and harder to perceive as I move on in years.

 

 

§ 7 Responses to CONSPIRACIES

  • Lis says:

    If I had a quarter for every conspiracy theory thrown at me since I became a liberal, I’d be as rich as a Wall Street banker.

    Go figure.

    And, um…no. Masturbation does NOT cause blindness. It, instead, offers a nice, sweet bit of relief whilst waiting for someone else to offer a hand. :)

    • dikkday says:

      Yeah, but you find a nice hooker and you end up marrying her without a prenup….hahahaaah

      The best line of the repub convention had to do with an auto plant shut down in 2008!

      You are correct.

      And evilution and inflation and non-inflation and the Feds and food stamps (I get $16 in food stamps and I have no idea why except it helps pay for coffee) and the price of gasoline and the number of Negroes in Harvard (15?) and the death of Breitbart and ….

      See, you are correct and and things are not getting better.

      If Obama is reelected conspiracies with abound!

  • cmaukonen says:

    “I can’t see….I can’t see….I can’t see….I got my eyes closed. Nyuk..nyuck…nyuck” _ Curly Howard

    Lightbulb – internet conspiracy.

    Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: 1,331:

    1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed

    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

    27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

    53 to flame the spell checkers

    156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list.

    41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.

    109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb

    203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.

    111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we are all use light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this mail list.

    306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.

    27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs

    14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs.

    3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.

    33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add “Me Too.”

    12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversey.

    19 to quote the “Me Too’s” to say, “Me Three.”

    4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

    1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.

    47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it here.

    143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.

    • dikkday says:

      hahahahahahhah

      I tell ya I am soooooooooooo pissed about this light bulb crap.

      The government does one nice thing–cut down on energy consumption and assholes like King remove all energy saving bulbs from their offices.

      FOR SPITE!

      oH WELL.

      I was just venting. hahahahah

      But this stuff about aliens on the moon–I mean most astronauts have got to be vetted!

  • I’m a great fan of the “Fluoride Conspiracy” : “Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids”…General Jack D. Ripper
    “Ha Ha Ho Ho Hee Hee.”
    tom robbins by way of “The Chink”, I think. dru

  • Also, the one where white people are out to get me.

    I don’t trust the f*ckers.

    Seriously, Dick. I’ll be 95% of the people trying to do you down in your lifetime were those white bastards.

    Should’ve sent ‘em back where they came from.

    WHITES! OFF! EARTH! NOW!
    WHITES! OFF! EARTH! NOW!
    WHITES! OFF! EARTH! NOW!
    WHITES! OFF! EARTH! NOW!

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